The Predictability of the Unpredictable

As of last night, here's what Liverpool's performances look like as we approach the halfway mark to the season...

The unpredictable becoming oh so predictable. Based on this, at the very least, I can expect a draw for the upcoming home game against Fulham. The way things are going this season, I think I'll settle for that result.


As for the away game last night, if the players on the pitch were looking for some sort of inspiration from the sidelines especially after going down for the second time during the match, this is all they got...

Ah yes, the old face and chin-rubbing technique. Works all the time. Surely. Doesn't it? No. A blue genie doesn't pop out to score 3 goals in 6 minutes? That only works with a lamp and if you're called Aladdin, Roy. Lamp. Aladdin. Not. Football. Match.


What? No? Dammit...